Showing posts with label adventures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adventures. Show all posts

Monday, February 7, 2011

The Great White Lady of the West

A few months ago, over some hot tea with friends, we began talking about the mysteries of the sea... as many conversations do digress. Our good friend Tobias began ranting about the Great White Lady of the West, claiming to have once seen her for a split second on the seabus. Intrigued, we implored him to tell us the story of the Great White Lady of the West. It goes a little something like this:


In the early 1900's, in Northern Vancouver by the sea, there began a heightened interest in sea folklore, specially in the age old lore of mermaids. Fishermen in the area were especially interested in the prospect of mermaids, with such long weeks away at sea away from their wives. Stories of men becoming so enthralled with mermaids that they gave themselves to the sea also arose, but the men refused to believe that a creature could be that beautiful. One night, while all of the fishermen upon the SS Beryte were fast asleep, the night watch Matthew Grayson began to feel his eyelids becoming heavier as he drifted in and out of sleep. With his slitted eyes, from out of the dark waters Grayson saw a streak of dazzling white. Startled, he stammered to the edge of the boat, hands gripping the bottom rung of the railing, his nose nearly touching the water. Again, from the depths of the night water came into vision the most beautiful woman he had ever lay eyes on. After a few cross-eyed minutes of watching this water woman swim around, the woman became aware of his ogling presence. The mermaid slowly swam to the surface, careful to remain completely submerged and a cautious distance away from Matthew. A few lines of unimportant dialogue passed between them, to which the white lady cut to the chase and invited Matthew to enter the water and go for a swim with her. Matthew blindly began stripping his clothes off, ready to jump in the water with this enchanting mer-lady. After tediously unbuttoning his undershirt, he was suddenly reminded of his beautiful wife and young son at home... it was as if he had suddenly snapped out of a trance and was able to at last clearly evaluate the situation. He stuttered out an apology to the lady who had begun moving closer to the boat, her tail flicking, agitated. She began to tell stories to him, of his unhappiness at home, his unfulfilling life on the ship, and conversely the satisfaction life under the sea would bring; Matthew began doubting his decisions. Matthew lowered his head slowly to the water as the mermaid mirrored his actions, swimming closer and closer to the surface. Matthew's wedding band clicked against the rungs of the railing, momentarily bringing him to reality again, as he averted his eyes for a few seconds to reminisce upon his family awaiting his return. With a powerful swish of the mer-lady's tail, she emerged from the water and Matthew was able to see her for what she was, a grotesque, white blob from the sea hungry for his flesh. Through her wide open mouth he heard the cries of warning from his fellow seamen who had been tricked by the sea lady from her fat cave of a stomach. Matthew was able to scamper back on deck and live to tell the story of the Great White Lady of the West, but others were not so lucky. The story of the origin of the White Lady is that she was a housewife to an unfaithful fisherman and she was so heartbroken, that she gave herself to the sea. Years under the water made her skin white as the moon and her heart as black as the night, vowing to seek revenge on her husband and all unfaithful seamen alike.



After we heard this story, we knew we had to see her for ourselves. So, Tobias sent us on a journey.


Past the tree split into two along the seawall.
Along the treacherous cliff, over the ocean.

Dive into the ocean, swim into the sea cave.

There she is!

She's hideous!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

VICTOOOORIA!

A few weekends ago we had the short but totally sweet opportunity to go on an adventure to Victoriaaaah! None of us had been, and we all had high hopes for this mysterious and beautiful island. We were heading over to visit some fellow tall bicycle lovers and attend a Where Are You Go screening! We stayed with some really lovely people, and met some hardcore Wink fans. One girl we met told us that one of her favourite songs of all time is the "Bmx Bmx Bmx!" song by Weak and Determined, as featured in a 15 second clip in the Winking Circle. She wet her pants when Benny told her that there was a full version out there, and she kissed Christian's toenails when he revealed that he was, in fact, a Weak and Determined original. This is actually how excited she was.

Highlights of the trip with photos to follow:

Ben barging in on a helpless, sleeping baby.
Almost forgetting Stephen at the ferry terminal magazine rack.
Eating delicious burritos with good company.
"The Pepper Game" invented by Stephen Huizenga.
Jordan elbowing a man in the face who was fixing his glasses.


teehee.



THE PEPPER GAME

Instructions: Put pepper on your tongue.


That's pretty much it!
Hours of fun for the whole family!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

RAYN FORST

Not even twenty minutes from our house, we went to a rain forest to have a little hike, lap up some glacier river water, and swing from vines and release our inner Tarzans.





It was a nice hike. I was pretty afraid that a mountain lion was going to pounce on us, but luckily.. only one did. Christian wrestled with it for a good twenty minutes before he crushed it's skull with his bare hands and then immediately harvested the organs and skinned it, dried the meat and made me a nice fall coat. Pretty good day I'd say.

Starfish & Seafinks

Christian and I were itching to go adventuring the other night, so we rode our bikes down to the ocean, climbed down over some rocks and plopped our feet in the chilly water. What we found was amazing, incredible, shocking, hilarious, and cool.

We found out that Christian is actually a SeaFink. The lesser known twin brother of Rat Fink, the LandFink.


We also found... giant purple starfish! Christian was scared to touch them, and he was also crying because his feet were cold, so I plucked some out of the water and introduced myself.





We also saw a teeny tiny little baby jellyfish, that was only slightly bigger than the little jelly in Finding Nemo. AND, we saw multiple seals. I tried to call them over but to no avail, as usual.
It was a good adventure and we caught a stunning sunset over the city on the ride home.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Whitecliff Adventures

The past couple of weeks has been pretty hectic for the both of us as we are working on the bike film festival. On Saturday afternoon we finally escaped the city and went down to Whitecliff park to swim in the ocean, jump off some rocks and eat some food with our friends.

We didn't end up finding any cliffs that we could jump off and not splat on the rocks below, but we swam out to the island and tossed watermelon rinds at people swimming anyway.
Christian is wearing a girl's sweatshirt.
(because i was freezing -christian)